Young, dumb and full of gum
gum stays in your body for 7 years and i eat a lot of it
That’s actually a myth! If you went digging through your yummy shits you’ll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it!
my whats?
This is the post that cost Verizon 1.1 billion
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vibe test came back negative :(
6/10 post. The joke hits but it’s not that funny.
what the fuck
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my bf and I have the same fucking brain
Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.
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Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets
Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel
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I’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire fucking LIFE
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this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out
youve done it! youve boiled being in your early twenties down to its bare essentials!
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